Posted in General Discussion.Skip To Latest

Keylyne Services Ltd

Original Poster

Some have asked what I'm going to be doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighbourhood. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim. The Local Council told me; “Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque' Work starts on Monday. I love this country. It’s the government that scares the crap out of me! :)



So true Kevin-- its not funny.

AJM sameday Couriers


It is funny



Its funny on here but not what happens out there. Is it the lunatics are taking over the asylum all over again.

GB Distributors (Bridgend)


Cuckoo nest!

RGM Courier Services


Greatest film ever!

Enjoy this discussion? Check out these related topics: Retirement, New Member, has august been a quiet month.

Reply To Topic

We invite anyone involved in the courier industry to share their knowledge to other on the mtvan courier forum. If you're a member then sign in to post, if you're an owner driver or courier company then please sign up for free.

For more information on what you can discuss on our courier forum please see our courier forum guidelines.