Scousers are NOT stupid

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RAPID LIGHT TRANSPORT LTD.

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53,000 Scousers meet in Anfield for a 'Scousers Are Not Stupid' convention. Steven Gerrard addresses the crowd.. 'We are all here today to prove to the world that Scousers are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?' Wayne Rooney gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Gerrard asks him 'What is 15 plus 15?' After 15 or 20 seconds Rooney says, ' Forty!' Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Scousers start chanting 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!' Gerrard says, 'Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance.' So he asks, 'What is 5 plus 5?' After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, ' Twelve?' Gerrard looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Rooney starts crying. But then the 53,000 Scousers begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!' Gerrard, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, 'OK then, what is 2 plus 2?' Silence hangs over the stadium. Rooney closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, 'Four?' Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Scouse crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream, 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

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Very Brave... lol

LwsExpress transport solutions

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Good one Alan, but 53,000 stupid scousers ain't just got a £160 speeding ticket that one stupid midlander has :-)

RAPID LIGHT TRANSPORT LTD.

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:)

S Garner Courier

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Good one Alan, but 53,000 stupid scousers ain't just got a £160 speeding ticket that one stupid midlander has :-)

That's because they're all in stolen cars! lol

Schofields Couriers

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There not stolen we just don't know who they belong too and normally we only take the wheels

LwsExpress transport solutions

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S Garner Courier said:


LwsExpress transport solutions said:


Good one Alan, but 53,000 stupid scousers ain't just got a £160 speeding ticket that one stupid midlander has :-)

That's because they're all in stolen cars! Lol

I drive a van :-)

S Garner Courier

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LwsExpress transport solutions said:


I drive a van :-)

Stolen van then! lol ;-p

ProLink Logistics Ltd

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The sad thing is I didn't get it at first.

LwsExpress transport solutions

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ProLink Logistics Ltd said:


The sad thing is I didn't get it at first.

Well you are a Brummie.

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