Sandwich Bar, Courier, Window Cleaner: I want to be self-employed

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Mr G Courier Service

2596
Original Poster

I was speaking to an acquaintance who expects to be made redundant in the new year.

He told me that he may use his redundancy to set up his own business.

"I only need an apron and some bread and butter to run a sandwich bar"

"I only need a ladder and bucket and access to water to become a window cleaner"

and...

"I only need a cheap van to become a courier"

"Oh" I said "Sounds like you know what your talking about... could be easy way of making a lot of money"

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

10314

Tell him to be a Business guru, with his insight into new ventures he'll have em queuing round the corner.

Nottingham & Derby Couriers

3179

And tell him you don't have to be a ventriloquist to talk out of your arse either.

RGM Courier Services

1737

With an attitude like that it's probably why he's getting made redundant.

MK BIKES

2821

Nottingham & Derby Couriers said:


And tell him you don't have to be a ventriloquist to talk out of your arse either.

That made me chuckle.......(I'm gonna remember that one)

Barnsley Shipping

5

I have no time for anybody that wants to start a business with their redundancy money !

They have all these ideas and nobody ever points out that if you are such a business person how come you have spent your sad life in the same job building up a big reduancy package !!! If you were a business person you would have spent your life in business not wasting it on a payroll .

No we have had to do this all our life its not a job for a novice !

RAPID LIGHT TRANSPORT LTD.

2848

Being a courier has always seemed an easy option. All one needs is a van and a Love of Driving :)

But as you know Bob, most setting up with their redundancy package only last a few weeks!

Nottingham & Derby Couriers

3179

We have had subbies that start with their redundancy money but somehow you can tell if they are going to be suited or not, E.G i only want to earn £300 a week and when i have reached this amount i am am available until next week, or i don't do evenings or weekends. One new subby we took on refused the first 5 jobs because he was either watching a film or shopping with his mum. Weird though there wasn't a 6th job and he rang to see if the work had dropped off.

SMH

1863

i only want to earn £300 a week and when i have reached this amount i am am available until next week, or i don't do evenings or weekends.

isnt that one reason why people go self employed so they can work when they want to work? not work you want them to work? because if thats the case the ymight as well be employed :-)

Barnsley Shipping

5

I do agree with that point if we want people to work when we want them to work we should employ them but on the other side of the fence if your never there for your customers you may end not being there at all

Nottingham & Derby Couriers

3179

That's correct SMH & Barnsley. We and you as a business need reliable and consistent drivers but subbies like this one i used as an example only wanted jobs like scotland and london on mon tues and then be unavailable the rest of the week and would turn down lower paid jobs which was unfair to the drivers that were nearly always available. We allocate jobs fairly and do not have favourite drivers and if we gave a particular driver good paying jobs on mon and tuesday this would be unfair to everyone else.

There has always been a rough and smooth in this industry.

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

10314

Do you lot practice or does it just come naturally?

moray couriers

780

Spare time on their hands ?

Barnsley Shipping

5

Morning Rob its natrual talent but you do have to fine tune it once a day !

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

10314

Very finely tuned indeed lol...you do make me smile

S Garner Courier

1333

Barnsley Shipping said:


I have no time for anybody that wants to start a business with their redundancy money !

They have all these ideas and nobody ever points out that if you are such a business person how come you have spent your sad life in the same job building up a big reduancy package !!! If you were a business person you would have spent your life in business not wasting it on a payroll .

You really don't think about what you say before you say it do you?

Not speaking from personal experience, having fortunately never been made redundant, some people always want to be entrepeneurial but the security of a PAYE job however false is often what holds many back. Why risk the roof over your head, pension, sickpay, company car and the food for your kids by setting up a business that could fail. If you've just been made redundant that security is no longer there and this is one thing that spurs on some people to give it a go. Plus, if you've been clever enough to work for someone long enough to earn a substantial redundancy package then why not spend it on something you really want to do that could set you up for life. These people could also be very successful in what they have achieved in their job developing business for their employer.

With the greatest respect, I realise you're a well established courier, you're hardly rubbing shoulders and comparing turnover with the likes of Richard Branson are you? So does that mean you should not be in business? No, of course not. We all have varying degrees of what we want from life / work / business.

Manadon Despatch

584

Nice one Scott!

Mr G Courier Service

2596
Original Poster

So what direction do you think he should take?

Is running a sandwich bar any easier than being a courier?

And ultimately which will make him rich beyond his wildest dreams?

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

10314

A Bodyguard for Bashar al-Assad....big future for him there

Springer Express Couriers

2148

with his business acumen why not deliver the package and sell them a bacon butty while he is waiting for the pod to be signed? get a long wheel base and have a kitchen near the bulk head would make waiting time more profitable and save a fortune on macrap burgers

RGM Courier Services

1737

When he does a delivery he could also clean their windows. Best thing though would be for him to open a KFG franchise with Mr G. as the main customer.

Mr G Courier Service

2596
Original Poster

talking of KFG.

has anyone noticed when driving through London the range of FC shops?

Peckham Fried Chicken-PFC

Lewisham Fried Chicken- LFC

Hammersmith Fried Chicken-HFC

Has the colonel sold his secret recipe of 12 herbs and spices?

Springer Express Couriers

2148

Peckham fried chicken? you plonker!! bet they do a good bottle of peckham spring and free delivery in a yellow reliant van?

this time next week we'll be....................

Mr G Courier Service

2596
Original Poster

Well my mates took the plunge and opted for running a sandwich bar. From the amount of new Start-up couriers there seems to be, i think he's made the right decision. However we will see how long he lasts as he intends to maximise his profit by using "smart price" bread and low fat spreads.Oh and he has a good deal on sliced turkey roll as "real " turkey is too expensive ......

AJM sameday Couriers

3440

You mean to say sliced turkey roll, isn't real turkey

Mr G Courier Service

2596
Original Poster

I think there may be at least 50% reformed turkey( scraps mashed up with additives and pressed) in sliced turkey roll

S.E.X.I.

698

Is He doing PUKA pies Mr. G

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

10314

I don't think Subway are going to be too concerned about the opposition in that town

Mr G Courier Service

2596
Original Poster

Actually he will be selling pies and pasties, but of a home made variety courtesy of his wife (who keeps down 2 part-time jobs already)

I reckon Sunday will be her only production day with Mondays pies being the freshest. I had the misfortune of tasting one of her "delicious "pies on a recent visit.and must say i have tasted non similar

Unfortunately the rules of the board dictate that i am unable to publicise the location of Sam- Wedges takeaway outlet, so those of you wishing to sample their fine cuisine will have to refer to me by private message

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

10314

Clever name but best he be careful cos there's already one called that in scarborough

RGM Courier Services

1737

Mr G. Speaking of pies, your mate isn't a Barber called Sweeny by any chance?

Phax

2250

If ya find a hair in it you gotta be curious.

Nottingham & Derby Couriers

3179

Would that be a hair or "hare" it could be a speciality game pie!

PW Courier Services

1302

Do they do deliveries

moray couriers

780

£0.65ppp (pence per pie) in a small van?

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