Ware?

Well it had to happen, so i will share it with you all

A job from SG12 Ware to SW6, rang a driver from London who was in the area

Me " Hiya, got one for you from Ware"

Him " Ok, from Where"

Me " Yes that's right, Ware"

Him " Where?"

Me "Yes"

Him "Sorry Where from"

Me " Ware... Its a place!..SG12 postcode, near Hertford"

Him "Oh I see, never heard of it, sorry"

Me "Jeez, ok i'll text you the details lol"

Him "Lol"

Hope it wasn't a bag of these :-

http://warepotatoes.co.uk/what-are-ware-potatoes/

There's a place in Scotland called Kinloss. I can just imagine the conversation with the controller...

"So where are you now?"

"Kinloss."

"Well you must have some idea where you are?"

There is a place called Twatt on Orkney

And Wank in Germany

There's a place in the south called Ugly.

I can't remember where it is now but i made the co driver get out and stand next to the sign whilst i photographed it.

Well Alan, you do what you like in Germany, but i'm not sure about sharing it with us here... As for Ugley... Its about 5 miles north of Stansted... Back in the old days of two way radio it used to be:-

Driver " clear Ugley"

Controller " roger that, and don't call me ugly"

Its the little things in life... lol

RAPID LIGHT TRANSPORT LTD. said:

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And Wank in Germany

Is the next town Ing?

AJM sameday Couriers said:

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RAPID LIGHT TRANSPORT LTD. said:

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And Wank in Germany

Is the next town Ing?

No it's Er.

Ing is another 100kms

There's a dog outside Barking!

RAPID LIGHT TRANSPORT LTD. said:

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AJM sameday Couriers said:

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RAPID LIGHT TRANSPORT LTD. said:

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And Wank in Germany

Is the next town Ing?

No it's Er.

Ing is another 100kms

LMAO...