Joke Time Again, It's Been a while

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Nottingham & Derby Couriers

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It's been said that if Fed ex and UPS combine it could be called Fedup.

If Royal Mail and UPS combine, they could be f**k up.

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Two Couriers were riding their bikes across a university campus when one said "where did you get such a great bike?"

The second Courier said " I was walking across town yesterday, minding me own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it on the ground, took all her clothes off and said: "Take what you want"

The first Courier nodded approvingly and said "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway"

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Two Couriers were riding their bikes across a university campus when one said "where did you get such a great bike?"

The second Courier said " I was walking across town yesterday, minding me own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it on the ground, took all her clothes off and said: "Take what you want"

The first Courier nodded approvingly and said "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway"

Ha ha love that!

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