Insulting Sat Nav

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S Garner Courier

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Original Poster

I know I should probably grow up, but I do love driving through Wollaston in Northamptonshire.

The sat nav always says 'in 300 yards turn right Bell End'. How rude!

Nottingham & Derby Couriers

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No If you listen carefully it was an instruction!!!! It just didn't annunciate it correctly and simply missed out the Comma after turn right!

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

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I'm told this is in South Yorkshire somewhere ?

Nottingham & Derby Couriers

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What about Ugley in essex. Near Bishops Stortford

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

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Yes the infamous Ugley Womens Institute can be clearly seen from the main road...lol

S Garner Courier

1333
Original Poster

Needless to say the street sign has regularly gone missing! And a lot of Santa Pod visitors have their photo taken by it.

RGM Courier Services

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Then there's Idle near Bradford. There is actually an Idle Men's Working Club!!

Nottingham & Derby Couriers

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This may speed things up for potential posters for this thread....

  1. Cocks, Cornwall

  2. Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire, England

  3. Bell End, Worcestershire, England

  4. Twatt, Shetland (note, there is another Twatt in Orkney)

  5. Sandy Balls, a long-established holiday centre in New Forest, Hampshire, England with a name dating back to Henry VIII

  6. Fingringhoe, Essex, England

  7. Back Passage, City of London, an alleyway in the EC1 postal district

  8. Shitterton, Dorset, England

  9. Slag Lane, Merseyside, a residential street in Haydock, England

  10. Hole of Horcum, North York Moors, England

  11. Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire, England

  12. Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire, Scotland

  13. Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire, England

  14. Funbag Drive, Watford, England

  15. Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire, England

  16. Beaver Close, Surrey, England

  17. Dick Court, Lanarkshire, Scotland

  18. Felch Square, Powys, Wales

  19. Lickfold, West Sussex, England

  20. Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire, England

  21. Spanker Lane, Nether Heage, Derbyshire

  22. Cocknmouth Close, West End, Surrey

  23. Friars' Entry, Oxford, Oxfordshire, England

  24. Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire

  25. Cockermouth, Allerdale, Cumbria

  26. Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip

  27. Ladygate Lane, Ruislip

  28. Hornyold Road, Malvern, Worcestershire, England

  29. Crotch Crescent, Marston, Oxford, England

  30. Cumming Court, Pitville, Gloucestershire, England

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

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You spoilin our fun?

S Garner Courier

1333
Original Poster

Titty Ho, Raunds, Northamptonshire......

ZENITH Courier Services

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I came across a direction post in Slovenia over the summer to 'Arze'. There was a helpful English translation underneath it, which read 'Arse'.

Scott Reid

1029

I'll add in Straight Dykes in East Kilbride, South Lanarkshire.

AJ FREIGHT

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i`ll add ....... wankum in germany, brest in france, bitche in france, wankdorf in switzerland....

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

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RGM Courier Services

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Went through Upper Dicker near Eastbourne not long ago.

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

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I keep having to deal with Dick Heads

Does that count?

RGM Courier Services

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Where's that??

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

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F***** Everywhere....lol

Fastback Parcel Solutions

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Are you having a bad day then speed....lol

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

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No not at all...just sayin

RGM Courier Services

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Nicotine withdrawal symptoms....

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

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Maybe i get less tolerant as i get older. Just seems to be a lot more Stoopids around nowadays than when i was younger...I swear this Yank yesterday had to be one of the dummest i've ever dealt with. It was quite frightening...lol

Speed Couriers Nationwide Ltd

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Do you remember Basil Fawlty leaning down and picking something up off the floor sayin " Is this piece of your brain"

Priceless episode

Fastback Parcel Solutions

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Ah speed now you are showing your age....lol...yes i am joking

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