At the job centre

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A young man with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of The long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say But you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it." .....

GB Distributors (Bridgend)

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Was thinking of applying myself. Haha haha

AJM sameday Couriers

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Women in there 20s with sexual urges, your having a laugh

Phax

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Too busy on their mobiles to get any urges.

Garnham Courier Services

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She wasn't bullshitting. I got that job but gave it up, too exhausting.

AJM sameday Couriers

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Garnham Courier Services said:


She wasn't bullshitting. I got that job but gave it up, too exhausting.

She said the guy with the small digit from Newport couldn't cope.

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