Joke Time

Posted in General Discussion.Skip To Latest

Wood & Sons

3440
Original Poster

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride?

A Holly Davidson

Akhtar Haulage

1237

And I thought he rode a slay!

Wood & Sons

3440
Original Poster

He has just bought a Holly Davids

Akhtar Haulage said:


And I thought he rode a slay!

I have just googled santa on a motorbike and there is a picture of him on a holly so it must true.

Hopkins Direct

1701

That's really insulting to us Harley riders you know, lol

Horton Haulage

588

What does an Essex girl use for protection when having sex?

A bus shelter.

Horton Haulage

588

To spice up their love life a man suggests to his wife that they swap positions.

She says:

Fine, you spend the night standing by the ironing board, I will sit on the sofa drinking and farting.

Enjoy this discussion? Check out these related topics: Is it quieter than normal for this time of year, Waiting Time, is about time we had a feed back system, Time for a whinge, Time to hang up my courier hat, That time of month again let's see who pays up on time, Waiting time, Looks like another quiet time, Vehicle change time, Quiet time.

Reply To Topic

We invite anyone involved in the courier industry to share their knowledge to other on the mtvan courier forum. If you're a member then sign in to post, if you're an owner driver or courier company then please sign up for free.

For more information on what you can discuss on our courier forum please see our courier forum guidelines.