Today's Joke!

I saw a man in the doctors earlier with a frog on his head.

I said that's weird what happened?

Well it just started off as a small spot on my arse,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,. Said the Frog.

I don't think much of Jo Brand normally but she told one last night that made me laugh -

A man is in bed with a nurse.

He says, "You're a nurse, you must have seen plenty of gentleman's areas in your time, how does mine compare?"

She says, "Well yes in my area of nursing I do see a lot of gentleman's areas, and compared to most of the ones I've seen yours is a bit bigger"

He says "What's your area of nursing then?"

She says "I'm a mid-wife".

Here's one

How does an Elephant disguise itself in the jungle?

Paints its balls red and hides in a cherry tree

Whats the loudest thing in the jungle?

Monkeys picking cherries!

Where do you get virgin wool from? .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,., ugly sheep! ;)