joke

A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. <p>The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. </p><p>Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." ... </p><p>The blonde continued to look at him for a few minutes and then asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?" </p>

A Rolls Royce pulled out of a golf club onto a main road and the driver saw a hitch-hiker by the side of the road, so stopped to offer him a lift. The hitch-hiker duly accepted a lift and after a while the driver asked him if he ever played golf.<div><br></div><div>'No', said the hitch-hiker, 'Never tried it. Is it good?'</div><div>'Very. I've just had a good round. I've scored a birdie, two eagles and got a hole in one.'</div><div>There was a brief pause before the hitch-hiker said: 'You didn't half kill some birds!'</div>