Words of Wisdom

“Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.” ― Confucius

Whats yours?

"Shut up and get in the van..."

“What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.”-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Get back to University, pretentious git"! - [name].

"He who dares, Rodney, he who dares!" Derek Trotter

''Man who marries girl with no breasts must be feeling low'' Confucius

Man who goes through turnstiles sideways at airport is always going to Bangkok.

Man with itchy bottom shouldn't bite his nails.

Man who says it cannot be done should not interfere with man doing it.

Before you blow your own trumpet make sure it's in tune.

The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.

Benjamin Franklin.

Man who goes to bed with itchy Arse, wake up with smelly finger!

If you havn't got it in your hand.. You cant be expected to hold on to it... ... Windy Expressions

Be wary of the man who has a lot to say, most of it isn't worth listening to- Courier Guru

Every day is a school day!

McDonald Logistics said:

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Be wary of the man who has a lot to say, most of it isn't worth listening to- Courier Guru

Self fulfilling prophesy?

LOL.

If you like

However your post counts number more than mine ;-)

Bird on hand is worth one in bush.

Do owt for nowt, do it for your sen.

McDonald Logistics said:

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However your post counts number more than mine ;-)

Maybe that is because I have been a member for nearly 10 years longer?

Wood & Sons said:

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Do owt for nowt, do it for the sen.

fixed

Wood & Sons said:

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Do owt for nowt, do it for thee sen.

fixed

Yorkshire airlines.. Takin off Leeds bradford, landin Leeds bradford cause nowt else is worth visitin outside yorkshire.. Hale N Pace

Russell Group said:

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Yorkshire airlines.. Takin off Leeds bradford, landin Leeds bradford cause nowt else is worth visitin outside yorkshire.. Hale N Pace

Gods own county :)

As i wise old Japanese man once said... Man who put his Willy in Buscuit Barrel... Fucking Crackers!

And the Coronation Street actor with his willy in a vanilla slice.

F****** dis custard!

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop (driving) Confucius (king of couriers)