Short skirts mobile phones and other distractions

On my journeys today ive seen a guy reading the A to Z(didn't realise they still printed them) while driving at 60mph and an elderly lady with a dog on her lap.

Both drivers in the middle lane and completely oblivious to the traffic around them... Madness

So the old lady was wearing the skirt? Orthe dog was?

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I used the short skirts in the header just to attract your attention

Yeah we all know that's not the only place you use it to get attention!

Saw a woman doing her make up and a woman eating a bowl of cereal while driving up the motorway this morn!

one of our lads swears to this day he saw a woman "pleasuring herself" m1 southbound just past toddington services

Knight & Sons said:

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one of our lads swears to this day he saw a woman "pleasuring herself" m1 southbound just past toddington services

I take it you mean by Eating a Bounty bar?

She probably wasn't doing it with a Bounty bar, Alan, but thank you for giving us a small insight into the workings of your mind.

:0)

Wonder what this driver was looking at? Not the bridge obviously.

Maybe it was this woman? link text

[business] said:

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Maybe it was this woman? link text

Eww!

I would have just put my thumb up and said 'way to go girl'

Thumb up where?

I'd like to catch the lorry driver doing something wrong. I'd shop him just for the hell of it. Perhaps a Mark Dixon type!

I think the lorry driver was looking for 'street walkers' or going for a leak.

Tony, I think I better take the 5th amendment on that before it goes down hill pmsl

Most likely a gay lorry driver

Knight & Sons said:

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one of our lads swears to this day he saw a woman "pleasuring herself" m1 southbound just past toddington services

I have to admit, I have seen a woman in a Hanson skirt with her hand between her legs, wether she was pleasuring herself or I just happened to pass at he same time as she had a rude itch, this to was M1 southbound.

Mason Group said:

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Knight & Sons said:

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one of our lads swears to this day he saw a woman "pleasuring herself" m1 southbound just past toddington services

I have to admit, I have seen a woman in a short skirt with her hand between her legs, wether she was pleasuring herself or I just happened to pass at he same time as she had a rude itch, this to was M1 southbound.

Perv!

I'm a perv as well then 'cos this afternoon as I was backing this sand barge up under Deptford road bridge and it took longer than usual as there was a couple of young ladies in short skirts standing by the railings watching us, and of course I have to look up to ensure the gear on the wheelhouse top will clear any obstructions :-)