hokey pokey shakespearean style

Saw this and had a chuckle<div><br></div><div>O proud left foot, that ventures quick within&nbsp;<br style="background-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); ">Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.&nbsp;<br style="background-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); ">Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:&nbsp;<br style="background-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); ">Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.&nbsp;<br style="background-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); ">Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,&nbsp;<br style="background-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); ">A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.&nbsp;<br style="background-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); ">To spin! A wilde release from Heaven's yoke.&nbsp;<br style="background-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); ">Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.&nbsp;<br style="background-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); ">The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt&nbsp;<br style="background-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); ">Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about!</div>

thought this might cause a smile!!<br><br>[link]<br>

Thought this was a courier site - postings like that should be bard.<br>

Millets sale,<br><br>is this the winter of our discount tent?<br><br><br><br>(the old ones are......... still the old ones!)<br>