Scottish Wedding

Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing [name]'s forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all goin' be pure brilliant," says [name]. "Ar've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night". [name] nods approvingly. "I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues [name]. "A kilt?" exclaims [name], "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. What's the tartan?" "Och," says [name], "A'd imagine she'll be in white.”

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